aldo-vallon - January 17, 2019
The word little can probably be used to describe anything that fits Ariana Grande properly, and anything that looks baggy is probably just regular sized. I’ll refrain from pointing out for the millionth time the irony behind her last name being Grande. That isn’t even a stage name. She must have had an ancestor who was an absolute unit. And usually people get larger as the lineage progresses. Ariana truly is an anomaly.
Seeing her in a room full of beautiful women wearing neon colors makes me feel like I am having a fever dream. All that is missing is for there to be Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hanging out as well. I do not know how he managed to squeeze his way into my fantasies, but he’s stuck around for so long at this point no fantasy feels complete without him.
I would actually be willing to trade in a couple of those other girls just so that I could get some more TMNT characters into the mix. I’d feel too overwhelmed with that V to P ratio, but if there were a couple more fictional characters I think they’d put me at ease.
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