Angelina Jolie Is Engaged, And We’re Remarkably Apathetic

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bill-swift - April 18, 2012

I must admit, we often overreact here when some of our favorite celebrity hotties prepare to tie the knot and we feel like we're losing a family member almost, I mean, until the torrid extra-marital affairs we have planned kick in.

But with news yesterday, and an engagement ring flashing leaving her hotel, that Angelina Jolie was finally engaged to be married to Brad Pitt, we didn't feel like we thought we would. Perhaps it's because they've been together for like ten years, perhaps it's that nonsense slash pure genius on Brad's part to announce that he'd not marry a woman until marriage laws applied evenly to all members of the village, or perhaps it's the 18 birthed and adopted kids that stream behind the couple as they travel around the world watching mom make importantly boring movies, but we're just not feeling it.

Maybe we'll perk up when Angelina runs to the bathroom to barf out the wedding cake before it counts as calories. We shall see. Enjoy.

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