brian-mcgee - October 28, 2019
Anyone who has laid eyes on the trailers for Cats can clearly see that this thing is an abomination, an effrontery to civilized society, a blight upon mankind. Anyone except the people involved with the making of the film, that is, as all they can do is fawn over each other and talk about how groundbreaking this absolute monstrosity is, so shoved up their own asses they can't see that they've created something that goes against all laws of nature.
This latest featurette is a behind-the-scenes look at how Taylor Swift and Andrew Lloyd Webber teamed up to write a brand new song—for a musical, I might add, that already has nearly two dozen songs in it. They're so enamored with one another's process that they didn't stop to think that the last god damned thing that Cats needed was a new song, one not based on the poetry of T.S. Eliot, I might also add.
Anyway, there's no doubt this thing will make all the money in the world when it's released in December. Every putrid, filthy, rotting, stinking mess of a film that gets released at Christmas time ends up making $200 million or more, so there's no reason to expect this will be any different. Cats neuters its way into theaters on December 20.
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