Amber Heard Gets Kinky Bondage Boobtastic for Vs.

You know how artsy creeps me out sometimes, I mean, I get artistic expression, like when the dancing girls come down the poles upside down to Cherry Pie, pure creative genius, but other forms of subjective costume and backdrop arrangements for the purposes of eliciting oohs and aahs? Meh. Of course, exceptions must be made, and those exceptions are always hot. Case in point, the deliciously femme-femme-fatale Amber Heard as this month's covergirl for Vs. magazine. I don't quite get what's going on, but I know it's Amber Heard sextastic mixed with some measure of fetishy bondage cosplay, and that there is more than plenty good enough for my art appreciation sensibilities.

I'm a cultured man, I just like my culture with some boobs. Is that too much to ask? Enjoy.