Amanda Seyfried May Be Man Dog’s Best Friend

What a glorious life it would be to be Amanda Seyfried's new dog. No, not just the ability to lick your own balls at will, I mean, yeah, that for sure, but everyday to wake up, watch the sextastic Nordic princess Amanda Seyfried dress for her exercise type activities, trying on various tank tops and shorts, then watching her curvy body bounce and sway with each of a thousand strides, oh, almost too much to bear. And that's probably where the tongue-and-torso flexibility would come in handy.

Every dog will eventually have his day. Enjoy.