bill-swift - July 17, 2013
You've got to be jealous of somebody. I'm pretty sure that's a rule in the Good Book. So today I've chosen to be jealous of Jake Gyllenhaal. Not only did he get to spy on his overdeveloped older sister as a teen (okay, that was uncalled for), but now he's officially dating SI Swimsuit model Alyssa Miller. One of the few U.S. homegrown international models around. An L.A. girl through and through and looking all kinds of stellar in this Manor Swimwear catalog shoot.
It's not that I'm jealous of a guy who gets to see Alyssa without her swimsuit on at all pointing her finger at him in a 'come to me' type gesture, it's just that... no wait, actually that's exactly what I'm jealous of. It truly is the green-eyed monster that coveting thing. Someday, Alyssa, or if you have an even hotter friend than you somehow, you will be mine. Until then, I bide my time behind the curtain, which also keeps me from being arrested for public indecency. Enjoy.
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