All The Very Best of: Smoking Instagram Model Lyna Perez’s Curviest Bikini Photos

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aldo-vallon - January 25, 2019

Lyna Perez had better wake up every day and give thanks that she is living in a time when elastic is a plentiful resource. Otherwise, I do not think she would have been able to make it as a model. Regular fabric would not have been able to adjust to her dimensions in the same way that elastic can. It simply isn’t elastic-y enough.

Can you imagine how disgusting Lyna would look if she had to wear loose fitting clothing? I actually just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I pictured her wearing a tank top that was tight around her boobs, but loose around her stomach and I lost it. If it ever comes to that for her she might as well give up on the diet and exercise, and instead move into a trailer and start pooping out kids because the career would be over.

I think the same thing when I look at professional wrestlers wearing suits. I don’t care how well they get them tailored, the wrestler still has the same fat face that I get when the haircutter puts the bib around me.





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