rusty-mattis - August 10, 2018
You gotta hand it to those Kardashians and Jenners, they really do know how to celebrate. For my 21st birthday, I went to a gas station to buy beer legally and that was about it. Those Kardashians and Jenners get all decked out in tight dresses and really show some rather remarkable cleavage to celebrate Kylie Jenner's 21st birthday.
Also, how did I not know that Kylie Jenner wasn't 21? I really thought she was already in her 20s, but that's probably because of photo shoots she's had so far. She does look older so I guess that's where my confusion lies. Still, I'm kinda bummed that I'll never have a birthday party filled with Kardashian and Jenner cleavage. I guess if my friends filled the party hall at the local roller rink with pictures of all the Kardashians and Jenner's variations on cleavage, then maybe, just maybe I'd have a great birthday party for once.
Oh, who am I kidding, there is no way Mr. Pickles Rolling Rink would let me have another party there after the last time. Guess I'll just spend another year buying a six pack at the gas station, but this time I'll flip through some pics of the Kardashians and Jenners being all sexy and stuff.
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