elliot-wolf - January 23, 2018
I never would have imagined that a figure-skating scandal from 1994 would bring together so many attractive young ladies all under one roof. Hollywood really makes things happen and I am forever grateful. Casey Burgess, Carissa Walford, Isabel Durant, Taleisha Bonora, and Ada Nicodermou all showed up to the I, Tonya Australian premiere in honor of Margot Robbie, the main lady and object of affection in my one-sided crush at the moment. But after getting an eyeful of these other ladies it’s now become that much harder to pledge myself as a faithful fan and man in my fantasy relationship with Margot that only I know about.
Where I’m from the down under directly refers to the underside area on an F-150 but I can sure get used to it meaning a land where kangaroos replace squirrels and all of the women at the movies are ridiculously good looking. I believe the people of Australia are fairly sophisticated and enjoy fine musical performances in a place called Sydney. It’ll be easy to impress these women since I myself have played banjo for as long as I have had fingers. It’s not exactly Opera but it’s pretty darn close.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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