aldo-vallon - October 6, 2017
If you are anything like me you too have spent countless hours wondering how actresses who play wrestlers on TV train for their job. Well, wonder no more because now we have answers. It turns out they start by using a medicine ball that is the size of Pluto. They toss it around like a rodeo clown trying to distract an angry bull. Rodeo clowns have been known for their bodies since the days of ancient Rome, so it makes sense that we want our female wrestlers to mimic their workout. If you want gains, you are going to have to undergo some pains and no one knows pain like a rodeo clown. Don't believe me? Cram yourself in a barrel and let your friend hit you with a Fiat, I think that is comparable to a bull. Make sure it is your friend driving because he might have to take you to the hospital afterwards. Also, make sure there is a back up mode of transportation available because I am not sure if the Fiat can survive hitting a skunk let alone a barrel.
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