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aldo-vallon - October 17, 2018

Alexis Ren’s jawline makes me suspect she is the product of an unholy union between Duke Nukem and one of the many bimbos that he came across during his many exploits. If this really is the case, I pray more illegitimate daughters come out of the woodwork so that we can make better use of platforms such as Instagram. Genes like his don’t come around every day, so he had better make use of them while they are here.

Alexis is the prime example of my type of woman: Attractive. I know most people tend to focus on one trait of a woman and pursue it like a zealot, but I am more open minded. I only ask that the woman have a rocking body with a perfect face. And if her face is not perfect, I hope it is at least near enough that the resolution on my laptop is not clear enough to tell a difference.

That is one area where the advancement of technology is really coming back to bite us in the ass. Sometimes I do not want to see every detail of a woman’s body. Let me maintain my unrealistic expectations for the human body.

 

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