bill-swift - June 1, 2017
There's no denying that Baywatch took it on the chin at least domestically in the U.S. at the box office it's opening weekend. It's almost as if beautiful women in skimpy bathing suits are being shunned, which would make me existentially sad, as well as literally crying in the corner with my security blanket. It's a quilt composed of photos of incredibly attractive women with no clothes on. We all have our binkies.
Nevertheless, the lovely ladies of Baywatch are pimping hard across Europe on their premiere tour, including Alexandra Daddario and Priyanka Chopra baring boobtastic peeks for the London event. I don't know how bad the movie actually is, I do know I'd pay to see these two ladies take out the trash in their oversized bathrobes, let alone hot red swimsuits. Perhaps that is the key to the next installment. No script. Just the bouncing mams on the hot ladies. That seems to be a winning formula in every other instance. Also how it works in my mind. Enjoy.
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