Alessandra Ambrosio Super Sexy Beach Bum In Hawaii

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elliot-wolf - April 11, 2018

Alessandra Ambrosio is two parts too hot handle with a sprinkle of steaminess in a very tall glass. Shaken, not stirred. I’m willing to risk  it all when it comes to spying on such a spectacle. She doesn’t hide her love for exploration along the shore. It’s as clear as a cloudless sunny beach day with Alessandra and can even be seen from a far distance. Not that I happened to be peeping or anything. I’d love to join her in whatever she seems to be questing for. Most likely it’s seashells or a man who looks great in shirts that are missing sleeves. My muscles have a hard time being contained by sleeves in the summer so she’s in luck. Sun’s out guns out.

Alessandra is possibly the most summer-ready woman I’ve seen since they invented sunscreen. She has sunglasses and a slick white sombrero. This woman is stylish, even when she’s wet. And that deserves some kind of ceremony in her honor. Even if the audience was only myself in a beach chair acknowledging her hotness I would still show up to support her. Ambrosio's award can be the biggest cone of ice cream the boardwalk has to offer a lady who always wins first place in my heart.

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA