Mitch Jablonski - December 5, 2019
Apart from the classic tune by The Left Banke, I'd never heard of Pretty Ballerinas before now, but Alessandra Ambrosio has made damn sure that I won't ever forget about Pretty Ballerinas again. The Brazilian beauty is lending her incredible body to their latest ad campaign, showing off their apparel in a variety of drop dead sexy looks that are certain to have your member doing a relevé—look it up, it's a ballet term.
Alessandra doesn't seem to have missed a step since Victoria's Secret cancelled their annual lingerie show, and good for her. She's insanely gorgeous and doesn't have to sit around waiting for Victoria's Secret to get their shit together. She could probably drop in on any given fashion show and be walking the runway within minutes. She's just that good at what she does.
So this holiday season, if you're looking for something to get the pretty ballerina in your life, may I recommend shopping with Pretty Ballerinas. Granted I haven't got the foggiest fucking idea what it is that they sell, but it's hard to argue with their advertising campaign. They know that sex sells and few things in this dreary world are sexier than Alessandra Ambrosio. Credit where credit is due.
Photos courtesy of Pretty Ballerinas/MEGA
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