bill-swift - April 12, 2011
Is it rude to make animal type groans when seeing a woman in public? This could be why I've been banned from most every red carpet event in and out of town, although, thankfully, my alter ego and fake ID persona, Serge Le Blanc, remains on the the publicists VIP list. But, man, oh, man, how ridiculously sexy Victoria's Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, and her cleavetastic has me sounding like a pig going to slaughter here. It's just a sound emitting from my lungs that I simply can not stop. Alessandra was out pimping some new day spa in Vegas and wearing an outfit that put the sin back in Sin City. I know I've probably called a dozen different moms the MILF-of-the-year just in the past month alone, but if Alessandra Ambrosio is not on your first-ballot Hall of Hot Mamas nomination list, you're just not looking in the right place. Enjoy.