Alessandra Ambrosio Barely Covered White Bikini Peeks

Oh, me oh my. Alessandra Ambrosio might be a PTA mom back here with her family in Brentwood, but when she's down Rio way pimping her wares of origin and her TV show and accessories, she does like to get a little more showy. As this white bikini cheeky spread in her home country's VIP magazine. VIP indeed. I'm not sure that means anything, but I wanted to say it just the same in hopes it impressed Alessandra. What happens in Sao Paulo stays in Sao Paulo, minus the parts that go into my diary and the made for TV movie based upon it.

Alessandra isn't the first supermodel from foreign nations who tends to get a little more sensual when marketing her native self. The politically correct moms of the westside may not just be ready for a smoking hot Sudamericana with liberal views on sexuality and her body. You don't need people effing with your yoga mat during Bikram. Such a hot MILF. It's okay, Alessandra, we will follow you with our prurient gaze down to Brazil and really the ends of this earth, including Cleveland. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: VIP Magazine