Alessia Tedeschi Thong Bikini In Ibiza

I'm not sure how I missed this week in Ibiza. I wonder if Southwest flies there and if they'd honor my drink coupons. It seems like every single wicked hot European bikini model and celebrity type bit of lovely is suntanning themselves there this week in skimpy little swimsuits. Like Italian suprema, Alessia Tedeschi, rumored to be Ronaldo's new main squeeze. 

I'm not sure why it's been shrouded in secrecy. If I were making the sexy with this alluring Italiana I'd take out full pages in the newspaper announcing our tryst, along with a very detailed account of each and every encounter, right down to the number of times I cried and said thank you after sex. But I guess Ronaldo can 'act like you've been there before' just a bit more steadily than myself when it comes to reveling in the splendors of world class women. Though I consider myself the superior soccer player. So we're even. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI