All The Miss Bumbum Contestants Pose For A Booty-ful World Cup Shoot

Ah, Miss Bumbum. The title so nice that they had to name it twice.

With all of the slang terms for the derrière I am slightly impressed that the producers decided to go with bumbum. It is definitely one of the classier options, although the term feels a little dated. I wonder if Tom Green was one of the founders of this competition? It seems like a word that would be up his alley.

But maybe the classic term is most fitting considering some of these women have the classic body type. Their legs are so thick they could be used to tell bystanders when a T-Rex is coming.

If any of these women claim to do anything but squats when they lift weights I am going to call bullshit. Because they look like they can install their own refrigerator, regardless of the floor their home is on.

If any of them claim their cars have ever got stuck in the mud I am going to call bullshit. Because their legs look so strong that they could easily pull it out themselves. I have seen dudes competing on World’s Strongest Man who have thighs that would be dwarfed by these ladies.

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