Iggy Azalea Horseback Ass

If cosmic karma existed, the horse would be on top. Look at that fucking ass. The bulging bit of buggery that Iggy Azalea refuses to add to her cosmetic surgery confession list. TMZ and their court house weasel crew report that Azalea owes $400,000 in back taxes to the IRS. They also report she's still wearing the $500,00 engagement ring Nick Young gave her to keep her trap shut about his cheating until it's on film for the reality show he's pitching. That puts her ahead a hundred grand for the week. Swab a sample for 23 And Me and find out which nucleotides your genetic soup is missing. I'll explain to the children why your horse has an erection.

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