Bella Hadid Tit Trumps Her Sister Gigi

Call your sister and agree to dress down for your dinner out in Manhattan. The fake Lyme disease has sharpened your mind like a steel trap. She's dating that dude from One Direction. You get yourself into the Weeknd. Interracial is a more highly searched than Muslim pop star. Ditch the bra and feign surprise. In the land of the learning disabled, the trainable is king. Why didn't anybody tell me this sweater was super sheer? I have a prescription for the nipple glitter.

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