Controversial Miss Universe Australia Francesca Hung’s Very Hottest Bikini Pics

Just when I thought I knew everything I’d ever need to know about the universe from 5th grade science class, I get tossed a screwball. I had no idea that every year a woman is crowned captain of the universe for a full 365 days. What an honor it must be for Miss Universe Australia Francesca Hung. The universe is a huge place. And to officially be the hottest woman around in the trillions of galaxies within the universe seems like it can be overwhelming. But Hung looks like she’s handling being the hottest pretty well.

Who would have thought that the best looking babe with a body that’s out of this world could be born right here on Earth? For future reference, she’s allowed to invade my world any time she likes. Miss Universe just seems like a very heavy title. And I’d like to lift some of that weight off of her shoulders. Since being beautiful is full-time work for her, I can be her errand runner. Or schedule her appointments and remind her of things when she forgets. Like now. It seems like she forgot her top. I can make sure she never forgets her bra again if she hires me. I’d have a backup bra and a big smile on me at all times.

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