Chloe Grace Moretz Faptastic in Spandex Pumping Gas

Being one of the few people on planet earth that can lay claim to the fact that I've seen Louis CK's movie I Love You Daddy, it's not all that strange to see Chloe Grace Moretz being sexualized. That's like 90% of what that movie's about. However, I know that it's also difficult for many to sexualize her since she is a former child star. The movie snob in me thinks of her as the girl from Hugo, and that's kind of an instant boner killer. Fair or not, that's just how I do.

Still, Chloe's been playing roles where she's a street wise kid with a foul mouth for so long that it's strange to see her actually grown up. Now she's not going to see those kinds of roles coming in, but rather ones like in Louis CK's movie where he gives the audience ample time to drool over her in teeny tiny bikinis.

I also wonder who she's talking to on the phone. Is it the kid from Hugo? Martin Scorsese? Nicolas Cage, even? We may never know. In fact, she was probably just pretending to be on the phone since pumping gas in spandex pants is apparently a sexually charged activity.

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