Scheana Shay Arm Candy At Caesar’s Palace Red Carpet

Sometimes I feel lost when I hear friends talk about all of these new amazing shows I never get to check out. I couldn’t tell you what Vanderpump Rules was to save my life. I’m not the biggest TV buff because I rather watch the sun go down and life slowly pass by while on the porch just enjoying the evening air but there’s this one woman who has recently bid for my undivided attention. Scheana Shay. She’s the loveliest thing in a little black outfit that I’ve seen in a long time. She has more curves than any mountainside drive filmed in a James Bond movie. I may not have an Aston Martin, Switzerland citizenship, or cool gadgets to combat criminals but I sure can use some Scheana Shay in my life.

She looks like a superhero and I hope she was put on this Earth to save me from heartbreak and bad relationships. Gal Gadot is one fine lady but Shay is an equally wonderful woman just without a whip. Her body suit even sparkles and glimmers like the evening skies that I find more entertaining to watch than any television. In that outfit I could watch Shay shine all day and never lose interest.

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