Izabel Goulart Sexy and Flexy in Photoshoot at Fernando de Noronha

 What the hell is that woman doing gallivanting around in the jungle? Doesn't she know that literally everything in the jungle can kill you? There are even damned frogs that will kill you if you lick them! Why people are licking frogs is none of my concern, but it proves my point. A treasure like Izabel Goulart should not be taking such irresponsible risks. I hold the photographer just as responsible as I do her. She is just trying to earn a paycheck, whereas he is dangling it in front of her like a carrot to a donkey. 

If he had any morals he would have rented out a sound stage, spent thousands recreating an accurate jungle scene, and then done the shoot in there. It is the only logical thing to do. How much money is he getting for these photos, like, a million dollars? Investing six figures into a safe shooting environment is a small price to pay in order to ensure the well being of your cash cow.

All it takes is for Izabel to mistake one snake for a vine and then it is all over. She gets a venomous bite on her tit, best case scenario it gets amputated, and then I have to invest in assassin training in order to enact vengeance. I have neither the funding nor the time for such an endeavor, so please be more careful in the future. 

Photo Credit: Backgrid