Joanna Krupa Fine Figure In Black Body Hugging Dress

Joanna Krupa doesn't just put on sweats and head out of the house like the rest of us, the Polski hot model takes her time to wiggle ever so lady like into something hot and tight and appropriately black for the season. It's clearly the color for the evening in L.A. winter, such as they may be, and if you've been doing your yoga and Pilates all year like naughty Santa likes, you can get away with skintight for the Yuletide.

Joanna is technically single, I keep track so as not to be doubly slapped when approaching her with various artist renderings of the two of us together in lovelock at my Red Roof Inn penthouse rental. Entwined in sweaty embrace as lusters of the sensual arts must be when finally unleashed upon one another. It seems like the hot blonde has been on the tips of our hotness radar tongues for well over a decade now. Which is true.

The loveliest of lithesome veteran sextastic celebrities play it up double time for the Xmas season, making it ever the single best time of the year both for liquor spiked drinks and peekaboo at hotties time. Enjoy.

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