The New Godzilla Movie, Retold as a Craptacular Retro Video Game (VIDEO)

You know how it can be with Godzilla movies. There isn't enough mothereffin' Godzilla in them, and you wind up with an hour or so of padding and prattle. You just want somebody to wake you when he starts using the Chrysler Building as a chewtoy, and/or pouring busloads of passengers into his gaping toothy maw.

That's why we go to watch this guy: to see shit being wrecked. He just doesn't get to flex his shit-wrecking muscle enough these days.

But worry ye not, gentlemen. CineFix and their 8-bit Cinema series hear our cries. These crazy guys like to bring us NES-style reconstructions of movies, and their latest is the all-kinds-of-ridiculous Godzilla!. Kotaku call it ‘...a strange mixture of Metal Slug and SNK's King of Monsters,' which is something we can get on board with.

Watch in wonderment as Godzilla murderises buildings just by breathing near them, then shoulder-charges a bridge just to be a dick. Y'know, like the big ol' angry lizard mofo he's supposed to be. Jangly retro music and crappy sprites supplied as standard.