The Air Sex World Championships Are A Sight To Behold

We've heard of air guitar and air drumming but air sex? That sounds like what I spent most of my teens doing, making love to air, but it is a new "sport". This "sport" involves simulating sexual congress by yourself with no partner. Yes. It's become big enough that it even has a world championship that was held right here in New York City. Sure, the sight of dozens of people humping the air may seem like stupid waste of time but a spokesman for the event said,

"The Air Sex Championship is not only the world's greatest form of entertainment -- it's also educational and inspiring. It's a celebration of sex, a positive sex show. You're making love to an invisible person or object."

Well, who can argue with that? Not me.