Breasted Gnome Jesus For Sale

A Tennessee woman who discovered a big titty Jesus statue inside of a garden gnome is selling the little sacrilegious statue. I told you the tale of Heather Andrews, a young girl who discovered a hidden statue of a big-breasted Jesus inside the broken carcass of a lawn gnome. How the statue of Jesus got in the gnome and why he has big boobies is a mystery. The statue has brought Heather unwanted attention from wackos, fundies, and other assorted weirdos that think that the little beast is demonic. She says,

"It's gotten a little more attention than I expected. Now I have a variety of emails from people telling me I'm opening the door to demons. It's not a safe thing to have."

But why must it be demonic? Because Jesus has boobs? That only makes him more awesome if you ask me. I'd probably go to church a hell of a lot more if Jesus had a nice rack. The gnome is up for sale on Ebay right now and you can bid on it here. As of writing this article it was up to $315. If one of you gets it let me know.