Sex Dolls In Spaaaaaccceeeee!!!

Forty three years after science put a man on the moon it has put a sex doll into space. Missy, a blow-up doll from CNV.com, was adapted to allow for the extreme temperatures and wind speeds needed for a trip into the great beyond. A balloon took Missy 100,000 miles above the surface of Nevada, (where else?). Missy was in space for a while before disintegrating on her return to Earth. This makes me kind of sad. It hearkens back to the days when the Soviets would send dogs up into space with no intention of bringing them back alive. That's just cruel. Did anyone ask Missy what she wanted out of life? She's already an inflatable sex slave so her life was already pretty bleak.

Still, this act was a necessary first step for the future of sex toys in space. This is more important than you might think. If we are going to continue to spend time in space we need to make sure that our blow-up dolls and other sexytime equipment is up for it. If you had to spend 6 months on a space station you would want to know that your inflatable girlfriend can take the pressure of zer0-g intercourse. Thank you science!