Courtney Stodden Might Be Leaving Doug Hutchison for a Younger Man

Rumors are starting to float around about how and why the beautiful union between Courtney Stodden and her older husband Doug Hutchison has come to a premature conclusion

I would like to state emphatically that the breakup had nothing to do with Courtney's letters to me pleading for a motorboat with longer lasting batteries to satisfy her supersized Funions. In fact, I barely responded to those letters, and in those responses, I made it very clear that I would never snoggle the County Fair blue ribbon prize melons of a married woman. Ruh-roh. My bad.