Miranda Kerr Black Tank Top and Shorts — Simple, But Smoking

I suppose you could say it's impossible for Miranda Kerr not to look smoking hot doing or wearing anything. And you'd be correct, sir. Here on the Egotastic visit to New York City this week we've come to notice a certain mugginess about the place that leads to the sight of sweaty ladyfolks. Two sides of the coin on this climatological phenomenon.

I'll leave it to you to imagine the downsides, but on the most definite upside is uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr dressed for summer in the Big Apple, showing off what it might be like to be her boyfriend taking her out on a picnic for the day. Something I intend to do the minute her current nuptials end to the foppish guy from Pirates. I've already packed the basket. Lots of oysters. Do they go bad? Enjoy.