Kim and Kris May Be Headed for Splitsville; My Chance to Jump in the Kardashian Money Pool

Well, take this with a grain of salt, as Egotastic! predicted this marriage of money and convenience would last a full four months past the time the magazine checks were cashed for the wedding coverage and the reality show season was wrapped, and it's only been two months, and we are rarely wrong. However, Fox News is speculating on Splitsville for Kim Kardashian, the leading money earner of the Kardashian Klan and her near perfectly cast purse holder of a temporary husband, Kris Humphries. I can't believe all the tears I wasted during the wedding.

But, now, the time is nigh for me to make my move. Sure, it's crass, but that Kardashian compound throws off more cash than the U.S. mint in Philadelphia, and I'm flexible when it comes to standing on principle. Enjoy.