Jessica Alba, Very Pregnant, Very Hot, on Cover of Latina Magazine

Well, it's almost time for Jessica Alba baby number two, and while some of you troglodytes out there turn away from the sight of the sexy celebrities ready to burst, I turn toward mother with child and full milky bosom and cry, 'Waaah', in the hopes of receiving some type of delightful pacification. (Adult Nursing Relationships are so much better when they're not just with a stuffed animal.)

Jessica Alba is hot. Super hot. And even fecund and pregnant, still hot, maybe even more so for those of you who fall into the fetish realm. She looks absolutely awesome on the cover of my very favorite, Latina magazine, this month, in addition to just strolling her swollen belly and boobtastic about town. In six months, we'll hopefully see her returned to her fully tight body glory. For now, I'm sucking in the succulence of this epic pregnant lady. Enjoy.