Scarlett Johansson Hottie on a Hot Tin Roof!

Whoa, Scarlett Johansson on stage in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof on Broadway almost makes me want to reconsider my no legit theater prohibition. Dramatic stage theater has gone way down hill since I got to second base with the girl playing Aunt Eller in our high school production of Oklahoma, not a bad dig for a stage hand on school probation. But Scarlett Johansson in lingerie as Maggie, I just might have to reconsider.

Of course, Scarlett may never top her leading lady role in I Shot Naughty Photos of Myself and Emailed Them to Ryan, but, then again, her biggest fan will have to wait ten years in the pokie now to see her in that performance. Enjoy.