Courtney Stodden Barely Legal and Almost Falling Out of Her Top in Red Carpet Cleavage Show

Did you think Courtney Stodden would be dropping her self-promotion up-the-wazoo campaign after she turned eighteen this past summer? Um, yeah, think again.

The teen preening queen burst her au natural but heavily pumped up barely legal boobtastic in a low cut dress at the Jayden-Suede event over the weekend, nearly causing a wardrobe malfunction of noteworthy proportions. Moving forward, we'd say the forecast for Courtney is much more of the same, that is until the inevitable full-exposure of the star-seeking country girl, the penultimate moment in the Hollywood track she's sought out since childhood. Hey, everybody has a dream, who are we to criticize? Enjoy.