SMS Fails of the Week: Crisp Priests, Race Parties, and Drinking Rubber Straitjackets

Some people have Monday blues. Oddly, others have Sunday blues--in anticipation of Monday. Way to ruin your weekend, folks.

But put thoughts of work and school out of your head for now, because it's time to laugh with these autocorrect fails of the week. Ever wondered what a condom tastes like? Yeah, I'm sure you haven't either. So I doubt drinking condoms would sound very appealing to you. But while you're sipping on that, why not chomp on a few crisp priests while you're at it? No, wait, that was supposed to be pears. But whatever.

There's also the case of a couple of girls getting d#ck at the same time. If that doesn't interest you, then maybe the erect disc or the race party might. Yes, the disc player gets erect all the time and apparently, there are raves for specific races now. Spot the fails on those!

We've also got some animalistic autocorrects this week, starting with this girl who was being followed by ducks as she strolled through the park. But she wasn't just being followed--she was also being f#cked by the ducks as she went along. There's also the case of this girl who bottle f#cked a baby lamb! How sick is that?

Check out this week's SMS Fails and get ready to have a giggle. Enjoy!