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Miranda Kerr Drop Dead Pimping Hot for David Jones Fashion Photos

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bill-swift - August 4, 2012

A sad twist of this world we live in that Miranda Kerr gets paid more to model clothes and than she does her nekkid form, that is until we our invention of Vagina Coffee takes off and we make millions we can spend getting our favorite sextastic celebrities to pose unclothed on the bow of our yacht, the S.S. Egotastic!.

But, ever cloud has a silver lining, and our silver lining is that even partially clad and pimping fashions for David Jones, Miranda Kerr looks supremely attractive and both commercially and anatomically viable. I'm not sure there's anything this MILFtastic model could do that wouldn't be grounds for dismissal of your common senses. Ever so so lust-inducing. Enjoy.


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