Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Continue Their Heat Wave in Miami

When my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker goes out to play on the beach, she knows exactly what she's doing. And what's she's doing is creating more new wood than Georgia Pacific, what with her finely imported Swiss hot mom body.

I'm not exactly sure how the U.S. decides who does and doesn't get to come from foreign countries to hang out on extended stays in our fair nation, but I'm super hoping that it's done by hotness. And I hope Michelle Hunziker never ever leaves, or puts her clothes on. Enjoy.