Egotastic Dollhouse Theater: Nicki And Taylor’s War Of Words

One of the great tragedies of our time was this week's war of words between two of our cultural giants, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift. What began as Nicki whining about not getting enough VMA nominations turned into a whirl of rhetoric encompassing race, feminism, body issues, and old feuds. Soon other folks that had no horse in the race joined the fray. It got real, y'all. Luckily, Taylor apologized yesterday. She said it was all a misunderstanding.

But some things can't be taken back. If I was Nicki I wouldn't forgive her so quickly. But then I'm vindictive. In this latest installment of Egotastic Dollhouse Theater, I reenact the entire battle in glorious plastic.