Stop Taking So Many Selfies, Ya Psycho

There is a scourge destroying our once great country: selfies. I can barely walk down the street without tripping over 15 people taking friggin selfies. One the subway I see people taking selfies for their entire commute. It's a compulsive behaivior. But what if it was a sign of something even worse? A study from Ohio State University shows that people who take multiple selfies a day are more prone to narcissistic personality disorders and psychopathy. Apparently, the big difference between the two is that narcissists tend to spend more time editing the pics whereas the psychopaths just upload the pics without editing. This is because they are more impulsive and think they are the crap anyway.

Are you really surprised? I know that the people I know that take a lot of selfies are totally psychopaths. The minute that cell phones made it easier to take selfies by putting a camera in the front they were basically throwing a treat to the psychopath community. So, you better cut it out before you end up killing and eating your mom because your goldfish told you to do it or whatever.