The Man With Two Dongs Writes An Autobiography

We all have our crosses to bare in the bedroom department. I, for example, am fat and can't bend into all those weird positions that the kids talk about. But imagine if you had to live your life with two penises, (peni?). A man who goes by the name DoubleDickDude (DDD) suffers from a rare condition called diphallia in which a person is born with two working pairs of genitals. DDD claims to be bisexual, which can only double the possibilities of what a dude with two dongers can do. In the book he details what it's like to live with a double barreled shotgun in your pants. He says he wrote the book because,

"I realized that there are still people who are genuinely curious. From girls who want to know how to handle their boyfriend being uncircumcised [as DDD is] to guys wanting to know if they're gay or bisexual because my equipment turned them on."

To me the whole thing sounds exhausting. I mean, I have enough to deal with in my life without having to listen to two penises asking me to do stuff that's bad for me. I'm surprised that this guy can get anything done at all. I just...I just don't know.