Paris Hilton, a Bikini, a Shower, and No Modesty

Paris Hilton is an attention whore. Who else do you know who could turn a day at the beach in what ostensibly amounts to a 1980s Rock video?

Paris hit Bondi Beach in Syndey, Australia with her bikini, bodyguard, and buddy Kim Kardashian, plus tons of photographers. But as if just traipsing around in her bikini wasn't enough, Paris had to get all wet at the open shower stand. I can just hear the Van Halen music in the background.

I feel sorry for her bodyguard. Getting paid to make sure that Paris Hilton stays safe has to be the most frustrating job in the world. Here's hoping that giant hole in the Ozone layer over Australia does a number on Paris.

Lots more slutty Paris Hilton bikini pictures after the jump.