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Dave Chappelle is back. And so is Tupac. (CollegeHumor)

Christina Aguilera is hanging loose. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey go for a ride. (Pink is the New Blog)

Hayden Christensen finds the Dark Side of drinking. (Just Jared)

Since when is Lenny Kravitz Italian? Is Lenny supposed to be short for Leonardo? (DListed)

Jessica Simpson is still single. (IDLYITW)

Puff Daddy? Puffy? P. Diddy? Puff? None of these are cool names. (A Socialite's Life)

John Voight and daughter Angelina Jolie still aren't getting along. (Popsugar)

Cameron Diaz heads out in Paris. (Hollywood Rag)

Michael Douglas: Do as I say, not as I do. (CityRag)

Is Eddie Murphy dating Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown? (Celebrity Nation)