I Sure Hope Your Valentine’s Was More Romantic Than The Good Lovin’ In ‘Smooth Operator’

Remember back in your kindergarten days? I do, but I'm the kind of youthful young dude with middle-aged spread and thinning hairlines and such still in my future. You may not be so lucky. If that's the case, though, you can probably still relate to the whole ‘ew, girls have cooties' thing that defined that whole time of our lives.

After all, not many of us are veteran oglers at the age of 5. The only norks we've seen at that point are our ma's, and hell, let's not go down that pervy road. But anywho, the point is that our prepubescent selves were damn right. Girls are yucky.

Just lately, indie games have been all about teaching us valuable life lessons. Balls Kicking Simulator showed us how to kick another man in the plums, Bro Fist Simulator advised us in the manly art of the bro fist, and now there's Smooth Operator.

This one hit the App store last week. The developers describe it as ‘a weird two-player kissing game,' and they're right on the money right there. It's both an educational guide to the art of making out, and an infomercial about the dangerous freaking dangers you face every time you do so. Mysophobics may not want to check out the game in action: