Wolfman Wanted

There are still all kinds of roadside attractions and small tourist traps all over this great country of ours. Though they have wained in popularity since their post WWII heyday, people still sometimes go to them. One such place is Clark's Trading Post in Lincoln, NH. It's basically a bear attraction that also has something to do with mining and prospectors or something. I find the whole thing confusing. One of their star attractions is an old hillbilly named The Wolfman who chases people off his land. Unfortunately, he doesn't actually suffer from lycanthropy. He's just a hairy dude from the mountains that doesn't like city folk. The current Wolfman is looking to retire so Clark's Trading Post has to find a replacement. The ad they posted says, "If acting crazy and getting paid for it sounds good, then this is the job for you!" That does sound good. I wish I could commute to NH every day because I'd totally do it. I could still write for Ego on my off hours. 

But alas, it is not for me. Are you up to the challenge of being a psychotic hermit?