Lando Calrissian Now On The Colt 45 Can

When I was a little kid I had a plan for getting women to get with me when I grew up. I was going to drink Colt 45 malt liquor. Why? Because Lando EFFING Clarissian was their spokesman. When I was a kid, (and still today), there was no one cooler than Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian. That guy oozes cool. When I came of age I bought some Colt 45 and discovered that it won't get you laid but it might make you projectile vomit into your neighbor's planter. Since the new Star Wars trilogy hasn't asked Billy Dee back yet, he's gone back to selling Colt 45 only this time he's on the can. I makes sense. I imagine that the winos who normally drink Colt 45 will really appreciate it. But now perhaps a higher level of clientele will buy it to emulate Billy Dee.

I personally am not going to buy it because I think that it tastes like the piss of Satan. But if it's really cold and you drink it super fast it isn't as bad and it makes you drunk. Colt 45, works every time.