This Is Why You Don’t Go In Lion Cages

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, or rather the lion. In what can only be described as an act of mistaking a deadly beast for a kitty cat, California cat sanctuary worker Diana Hanson was killed by a lion because she didn't follow proper safety protocols. Namely don't get in a cage with a friggin' lion. Her family said she was always whining about not getting to touch the lions, tigers, and other deadly felines. Um...well, no. She got in the cage with the lion and the inevitable happened. Then the cops killed the poor thing for doing what nature intended. It just goes to show you that good intentions and hippie nose piercings don't fix stupid. It reminds me of an old Indian story. A yogi, (the holy man not the picnic basket thieving bear), was walking in the woods when he came across a tiger in a cage. The tiger asked the yogi to let him out of the cage, because apparently in India tigers talk. The yogi felt bad for the beast and let him out. The tiger immediately jumped on the yogi and prepared to eat him. The yogi protested that he had helped the tiger. The tiger replied, "What did you expect as$#ole, I'm a f@%kin tiger."