Paris Hilton Flashes Thong At The Apple Store

I'm not sure if I'm more shocked that Paris Hilton is flashing her thong at the Genius Bar, that she's at an Apple Store, or that she's wearing underpants. I'm taking it all in and evaluating. In the meantime, there's no reason for the gentleman ogler to pass up a perfectly good whale tail from a squatting Billionaire Barbie buying herself a new gadget. You almost have to be a billionaire to be able to afford even the power cords in an Apple Store.

We haven't seen much of Paris Hilton of late. Not that she's in hiding or such, unless she is, but she's typically more visible out and about in public showing off. So consider this a wonderful bit of remembering the good old days by way of thong flashing. You really should be tucking that tag, Paris. I could help if you... okay, never mind. Yes, your security guards do have big shoulders. Thanks. As always, no good deed goes unpunished. I spy because I care. Enjoy.

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