Billy Corgan Becomes President Of Wrestling Organization

I came up in the 90's, in the alternative music era. One of the bands that was at the forefront of making great music was Billy Corgan and The Smashing Pumpkins. He sang that "despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage". Little did we know that he meant a cage match. In one of the weirdest moves ever done by anyone ever, Billy Corgan, like, the singer, has become president of Total Nonstop Action wrestling. He released a statement,

"I am committed to this great opportunity and will use all of my resources and connections to drive the success of this company. This year we have made significant strides in establishing a strong foundation for our future and will be aggressive in continuing to evolve and grow the IMPACT brands."

There isn't really a joke here. What could I say? All I know is that I don't recognize the world any more. There are such bizarre goings-on in the world today that it makes no sense. No sense. I'm going to sit in a bath and open a vein now.