The Pokemon Go Porn Parody Has Arrived

 

Pokemon Go is a genuine cultural phenomenon. While not quite as many people are playing it as they were earlier in the summer, an alarming number of my friends are still spending their lives trying to catch little anime lizards with their smartphones. I look over their shoulders and wonder what all the big deal is about. Maybe it's because I was too old for Pokemon when they first came out as a card game 20 years ago? Perhaps I just don't think catching a Charzard or whatever is worthy of my time. It's hard to say. But one thing I was sure would happen is that one day, the porn industry would figure out a way to make money off of it...and now they have. F%$kemon: Go A Gay Porn Parody is exactly what it sounds like. It is a gay porn about Pokemons doing it with their trainers. The plot is simple. The press release says that friends Ash and Brock are out looking for Pokemon. Then, 

“When the boys hunt down and catch a rare Peek-a-Choo, he evolves into a muscular sex god. What are these boys to do when faced with a hunky, real-life Peek-a-Choo?”

You can imagine where it goes from there. I've only seen the SFW trailer above and it looks intriguing for anyone who likes Pokemon Go and dudes who like dudes, (no judgement). It kind of makes sense. A lot of my gay friends use proximity apps like Grindr and Scruff to help locate potential dudes, so in a way Pokemon Go is a natural fit.